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Sign Posted at the Door of the Four Lions Tea House
We are always open, day or night, rain or shine.
If you want service, ask for Shana. All of our girls are named Shana.
Politeness gets you served, rudeness gets you kicked out the door.
We have all manners of teas; strong green tea to wake you up, mellow brown tea to calm you down, warm tea with milk to help you sleep.
Guards do not drink for free, but they do drink at a discount.
Do not think of causing trouble, this is a tea house not an ale house. The guards from the city’s main gate always stop here to an from the gate which is just fifty feet away. They like their tea strong and their tea house quiet.
So enjoy your tea and we shall see you in the morrow.